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Pepsodent: She's Everybody's Baby-Sitter...But NOBODY'S Baby!
Circa 1950

Typical story. Girl loses boy (despite regular hygiene), girl gets advice from children, medical professional makes a pitch, girl uses recommended product once, girl gets boy back and birds sing a jingle.
Wow! What was she "brushing and brushing" with before; tar and sand?
Well, who knows! Earlier oral hygiene solutions have included: drinking goats' milk for "sweet breath;" picking bones out of wolf droppings and wearing them as jewelry or washing teeth in tortoise blood, both to prevent toothaches; using the ashes from burnt mice heads or ox heels for gum care; and, of course, old urine, you know, for mouthwash.
And toothpaste recipes have called for such ingredients as: charcoal, salt, honey, strawberries, burnt bread, and dragon's blood.
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